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Beard News?
You might start hearing rumours of a new Jungle Ben Cady record being readied. That means you probably ought to start lubing up your stereo now, kids.
Our gift to you? Why, A Beard Records Christmas, and you're very welcome. This is strictly TEENAGE ROCK! Songs about vomit, beatings and Jesus! And the joy of synthesizers and 4-tracks. IT IS ALL FREE! You don't even have to go to 7-eleven. Click on it to download the whole thing. Oh, and thanks for the Fernando Rocher chocos.
"That jaun's so decent, deaaamn." If you've ever spoken those words, you might want to check out the Teenage Rock Excavation Project section. The out-of-tune will inherit the Earth.
NEWS ARCHIVE |
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Ancient Justice "Ay Jays Mix Tape "
CD
Desperate times call for temporary solutions.
Hence Ancient Justice could not bear another
month passing... MORE
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Various Artists "A Beard Records
Christmas "
CD
1996 through 1999 were good years for
Christmases. At least according to this
blistering lava pit of doofus rock by teens!
Yes, the very same teens... MORE
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Ben Cady "Little and all Heart"
CD
Imagine if the ghosts that live in your
basement drank all your beer and recorded
a lo-fi beaut of an album full of... MORE
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Ancient Justice/ the Ottomen Split 7"
Ancient Justice returns to the treasure
trove with a bicoastal blast of wizards
and manifest destiny (no lie). The Ottomen...
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Gravel "Small Grey Songs" CD
If a chorus of elves with calculator watches
took a rollercoaster ride operated by robots
being paid minimum wage as the sun sets...
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Ancient Justice "The Miracle"
cassette
20 unmatchable hot sprays of honesty guaranteed
to explode your stereo and then make it
ok by freaking you wild... MORE |
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The Ghosks/ The Monsters Split 7"
Yesterday's unstoppable teenage firestorm
of powerbeats and distorto-bros, today!
The 4 garage sale rock and rollers that...
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Beard is proud to present to you a NEW SONG. Check back here every single week for a hot off the 4-track slice of fresh steamy something. These songs are demos, experiments, sketches, and stuff we found in the vaults from long ago.
3 Dec: Okay, picture a tattoo of an eightball. With a Cat in the Hat riding on top of it. And then there's flames shooting out of the hat. You're looking at the "tat" and it starts to utter cries, as some king's ghost in supernatural distress. That's what this one is like.
Oh, the tattoo is on your sister's shoulder and she's totally naked, too.
Listen to
Break Your Fall by Sailboats
SAVE TRACK TO DISK (right/control click). |
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Hello. Welcome. We need music. Rock and roll music.
Your rock and roll music from when you were a teen in
your mom's house. The kind where you didn't know how
to play or maybe even tune an instrument, but was super
exciting because it was only about having a good time
with your friends, making a lot of noise, and recording
some ruling and reigning tunes before you really thought
it was possible.
We're putting together a compilation of this kind of
music as one of the releases of our fledgling Beard
Records label. We're asking... MORE
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Hey! Fire up the old slide projector for a look back
to the teenaged Ghosks/ Monsters TOUR of '98!
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Ordering Information:
CD = $8
Cassette = $5
7" Record= $4 |
International orders should add several
bucks. USA shipping is free. |
All items also available by mail order to the address
at the top of the page. Well concealed cash is OK, but
your risk. Also available at the Warehaus. |
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Well that's it for now! Thanks for visiting. We will
be working hard to make more music for your next visit!
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The Ghosks "Bang Drop It" cassette
A summer vacation fantasy with the three
wise boys who love to rock. Recorded
at mom's house, these six pearls of wisdom... MORE |
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